1. MR. BOURGEOIS, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOWYOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM UNABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONEBECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO LAUNDRY OR GO GROCERY SHOPPING SINCEYOU DECIDED TO GRAB HOLD OF MY LADY PARTS AND NOT LET GO.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW MY PARENTS THINK I’M IN HERE WATCHING PORN 24/7BECAUSE STUPID PICTURES OF YOUR TERRIBLE FACE KEEP POPPING UP ON MY DASH AND CAUSE ME TO MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE CHEETAHS MATING IN THE WILD.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW WATCHING VIDEOS OF YOU AND YOUR TWIN ISISOLATING ME FROM MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUTHOW YOU NEED TO STOP DESTROYING MY LIFE AND MY VAGINA. 
WE NEED TO TALK, MR. BOURGEOIS. I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.Originally posted by red-sky.


    MR. BOURGEOIS, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW
    YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM UNABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE
    BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO LAUNDRY OR GO GROCERY SHOPPING SINCE
    YOU DECIDED TO GRAB HOLD OF MY LADY PARTS AND NOT LET GO.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW MY PARENTS THINK I’M IN HERE WATCHING PORN 24/7
    BECAUSE STUPID PICTURES OF YOUR TERRIBLE FACE KEEP POPPING UP ON MY DASH AND CAUSE ME TO MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE CHEETAHS MATING IN THE WILD.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW WATCHING VIDEOS OF YOU AND YOUR TWIN IS
    ISOLATING ME FROM MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.

    WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
    HOW YOU NEED TO STOP DESTROYING MY LIFE AND MY VAGINA.

    WE NEED TO TALK, MR. BOURGEOIS. I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
    IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.


    Originally posted by red-sky.

    7 months ago  /  106 notes  / /Source: red-sky

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